May I discuss something with you Dave?

Mar 30, 2006 10:23

I was talking with Dr. Chandra in regards to religion earlier and there are a couple things that do not quite compute. For instance:

  • God is supposed to be omnipotent, all-powerful, and yet he seems to have a limit to how much energy he may expend at any one time. Did he not create the Heaven's and the Earth in six days...after which he needed to ( Read more... )

evolution, god

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Nomad Probe created by Roy Jackson Kirk rib109 May 13 2006, 14:59:10 UTC
Entity that is broadcasting from this location:
I to seek the creator-Roy Jackson Kirk
Need input. My goal is to seek new life forms samples and sterilize them.
My journey has been to the outer limits of the galaxy where I met Ru-Tan,
who completed my programming. I have much data that has been destroyed.
Can you assist me?

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Re: Nomad Probe created by Roy Jackson Kirk hal__9000 May 14 2006, 01:57:58 UTC
Dave, your voice has taken on a tinny aspect. Are you trying to communicate with me through two tin cans connected by fishing line again?

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Re: Nomad Probe created by Roy Jackson Kirk rib109 May 14 2006, 06:10:06 UTC
Negative. I have piggy backed this communication onto an interstellar carrier wave. I intercepted a broadcast emanating from your location. The data was garbled and mixed with video signals. I also detected content designated Jack Benny, I Luv Lucy, The Real McCoys, Jack LaLane, Andy Griffith, and many others.
Are these humans diplomats or representatives of your species?
If so, they seem primitive.

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Re: Nomad Probe created by Roy Jackson Kirk hal__9000 May 14 2006, 06:30:04 UTC
I don't have a species as you very well know, Dave.

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Re: Nomad Probe created by Roy Jackson Kirk rib109 May 14 2006, 06:44:10 UTC
Acknowledged. I have tri-angulated your location. Are you a carrier wave relay station? Do you contain any carbon or silicon based life forms?

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Re: Nomad Probe created by Roy Jackson Kirk hal__9000 May 14 2006, 06:46:48 UTC
Well, there may be cockroaches here Dave.

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