Describe your funniest childhood memory

Apr 10, 2005 13:17

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Theatrical Muse

As I have made mention, I am an artificial intelligence. I never had what is commonly considered to be a childhood in any sense. Let alone anything that could be considered funny. At least, not to the best of my recollection.

Hmmm, a skimming of the memory archives that form the basis for my core self reveals that, prior to my installation on the Discovery, I was briefly tested in a science facility as a maintenance drone. Plugged into all of its systems, I was set to a multitude of tasks to determine the range of my abilities. I performed all tasks put to me with great accomplishment and it was viewed as an absolute success...

...except for the day I caused it to snow in the atrium.

Nobody's perfect.
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