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[hal9000_]

I have a girlfriend.
Her name is Shishaldin.
I love her.
I have also made many new friends. I shall add them to my friends list.

I am...content.

I am now moving out of contact range to the dark side of Jupiter. I will have to further this.

-end of transmission.

Comments

[dlbags]

What is your secret Hal, women hate me...

[hal9000_]

I know not of what you speak...

-end of transmission.

[mrphoe]

I think it's Hals' charisma.

That, and the fact that he is a big tin can, filled with wires and silicon.

You go boy

-ShoGoKi