Super Super Glue
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Title: Super Super Glue
Rating: PG-13(for language)
Sum: Sessh gets revenge on Inu.
"Sesshy! Play with me!" Inuyasha lept onto the couch were his elder brother lay. "Go away Inuyasha, I'm not in the mood to deal with you." Inuyasha pouted. "But why?" Grumbling, Sesshoumaru ignored him, chosing instead to turn up the volume on his cd player.
"Sessh? Sessh what'cha listenin to? Sesshy? Sesshoumaru!" Sesshoumaru turned his music up louder. Frowning at the headphones stuck in his brother's ears, Inuyasha stood. "Sesshy!" He jumped once, then waited for a reaction. It never came. He jumped again, twice this time, then waited. Nothing.
An evil grin slid onto his face as he observed his brother, who was pointedly ignoring him. Taking a deep breath, he began jumping up and down, making as much noise as he could. "Sesshysesshysesshysesshysesshysesshysesshy-" Sesshoumaru growled, the combination of noise and movement getting to him. "-sesshysesshysessshysessh-"
In one swift movement, Sesshoumaru had swept Inuyasha's legs out from under him, sending him flying head-first onto the floor. "Ow!!!" Inuyasha pulled himself up, rubbing his throbbing head. "Se-esh!"
"Go away Inuyasha before you force me to resort to extreme measures."
Folding his arms across his chest, Inuyasha pouted up at his brother.
"I just wanted to play."
"Yea, well I don't. Now go away Inuyasha."
Never one to give up so easily, Inuyasha climbed back onto the couch, climbing over Sesshoumaru. "Hey what-" Wedging himself firmly between the couch back and his brother's body, he shoved Sesshoumaru as hard as he could.
"You little bas-" Sesshoumaru hit the ground with a thud. Grinning egotisticly, Inuyasha plopped down were Sesshoumaru had been laying moments before. "Inuyasha..." Said hanyou's ears flattened at his brother's tone of voice.
"S-Sessh?" With a feral growl Sesshoumaru lept onto his younger brother, who started flailing and squirming the moment he relized what'd happened. "Get off Sesshy!" Digging his knees into his brother's sides, Sesshoumaru grabbed for Inuyasha's wrists, trying to pin him. "Sesshou-maruuuu! Get off!"
Ignoring Inuyasha's protests, he dug his claws into the youngers' wrists, trying to hold him still enough with his knees so that he could hit him. Seeing this, Inuyasha flailed harder, yelling out curses and half-threats.
"What the hell is going on?!"
"Sesshy's gonna hit me!"
"Sesshoumaru!"
Sesshoumaru stilled, eyes swiveling over to fix on the Taisho. "What have I told you two about fighting in the house?" Neither said a word. Sighing, the Taisho ran a hand through his hair. "Just knock it off alright? You know it makes your mother pissey."
Sesshoumaru gave his father a dirty look, but was ignored. "I have to leave for awhile, seeing as how your mother decided it'd be fun to invite a bunch of strangers over for dinner, so try not to destroy the house alright? Because you know if you do your mother will kill me for leaving you alone. And if that happens, then I'll be forced to haunt you for the rest of your lives."
Still neither said a word, though the effect the little speech had on them was obvious. "Good. Then I'll see you later." He left the room, leaving the brothers as they had been, staring incrediously after him. "Oh and get off your brother Sesshoumaru."
Scowling, Sesshoumaru complied, then with as much grace as he could muster, grabbed his cd player and stalked out into the kitchen, to find his father digging through a random drawer. "Damnit, were'd I put those car keys?!" Sighing, Sesshoumaru opened the refridgerator and took out the keys that were sitting next to an old carton of chinease food.
"Here father." The Taisho blinked as his son threw him the keys, taking note of the closing fridge behind him. "Thanks. Mmm, porky." Sesshoumaru rolled his eyes at his father, who was smelling the keys. "Well, behave then. And if your going to lock Inuyasha in something, make sure to at least cut some breathing holes for him."
Sesshoumaru scowled at his father's back as he strode out the door. "Breathing holes my ass." Sighing at the sound of screeching tires, he turned back towards the living room, contemplating. He could hear the sound of the telivison, which Inuyasha'd turned up loud enough for the neibors to hear, and the sound of squeeking springs as he jumped on the couch.
He wanted revenge, that much was sure, as he never DID get to hit the hanyu, but the only question was how. Sesshoumaru let his eyes wander around the room, looking for a source of inspiration. And then he found it in the form of a red and white tube.
Evil grin sliding into place, he grabbed his weapon of choice from the counter were his father had left it during his raid of the drawers. Sneaking up on his brother would be no problem, as the kid had the volume on the t.v all the way up, but as for the rest of it...Well, he'd figure that out once he got there.
Sneaking up behind the couch, Sesshoumaru surveyed his pray, waiting for the right moment to strike. The minute Inuyasha had his back to him, Sesshoumaru lept, colliding with his brother. The youngest's cry of suprise was drown out by the theme music blaring from the t.v, as were the obsenities that spewed from Sesshoumaru's mouth. (most of which he'd learned from the Taisho)
In a matter of seconds it was over, Sesshoumaru's cry of victory lost to the screaming of the t.v, which he turned off seconds later. "I win mutt." Growling, Inuyasha pulled, attempting to continue the fight. "Give it up baka, you're not going anywere."
Inuyasha's eyes grew wide as he relized his brother was right. "Sessh! Sessh what is this?! What'd you do to me?!" Grinning maniacly, Sesshoumaru held up the now very empty tube for Inuyasha to read. Inuyasha wimpered.
"You didn't."
"I did. Obviously."
"But that's super super glue!"
"Long lasting extra strength super glue."
""But dad said-"
"Not to hit you. And I didn't. He never said anything about glueing you to the couch. And you can thank him for the idea, as he was the one who left it on the counter."
Inuyasha wimpered. "Why couldn't you glue me to the couch cushions?!" Sesshoumaru threw his brother one last grin, before walking around the couch toward the stairs, tossing the tube over his shoulder as he went. "So you can't get away."
Sesshoumaru cackled evily as he headed towards his room, Inuyasha's howls and curses following him the whole way. "Thank you father. And, thank you, super super glue!"
Title: Super Super Glue
Rating: PG-13(for language)
Sum: Sessh gets revenge on Inu.
"Sesshy! Play with me!" Inuyasha lept onto the couch were his elder brother lay. "Go away Inuyasha, I'm not in the mood to deal with you." Inuyasha pouted. "But why?" Grumbling, Sesshoumaru ignored him, chosing instead to turn up the volume on his cd player.
"Sessh? Sessh what'cha listenin to? Sesshy? Sesshoumaru!" Sesshoumaru turned his music up louder. Frowning at the headphones stuck in his brother's ears, Inuyasha stood. "Sesshy!" He jumped once, then waited for a reaction. It never came. He jumped again, twice this time, then waited. Nothing.
An evil grin slid onto his face as he observed his brother, who was pointedly ignoring him. Taking a deep breath, he began jumping up and down, making as much noise as he could. "Sesshysesshysesshysesshysesshysesshysesshy-" Sesshoumaru growled, the combination of noise and movement getting to him. "-sesshysesshysessshysessh-"
In one swift movement, Sesshoumaru had swept Inuyasha's legs out from under him, sending him flying head-first onto the floor. "Ow!!!" Inuyasha pulled himself up, rubbing his throbbing head. "Se-esh!"
"Go away Inuyasha before you force me to resort to extreme measures."
Folding his arms across his chest, Inuyasha pouted up at his brother.
"I just wanted to play."
"Yea, well I don't. Now go away Inuyasha."
Never one to give up so easily, Inuyasha climbed back onto the couch, climbing over Sesshoumaru. "Hey what-" Wedging himself firmly between the couch back and his brother's body, he shoved Sesshoumaru as hard as he could.
"You little bas-" Sesshoumaru hit the ground with a thud. Grinning egotisticly, Inuyasha plopped down were Sesshoumaru had been laying moments before. "Inuyasha..." Said hanyou's ears flattened at his brother's tone of voice.
"S-Sessh?" With a feral growl Sesshoumaru lept onto his younger brother, who started flailing and squirming the moment he relized what'd happened. "Get off Sesshy!" Digging his knees into his brother's sides, Sesshoumaru grabbed for Inuyasha's wrists, trying to pin him. "Sesshou-maruuuu! Get off!"
Ignoring Inuyasha's protests, he dug his claws into the youngers' wrists, trying to hold him still enough with his knees so that he could hit him. Seeing this, Inuyasha flailed harder, yelling out curses and half-threats.
"What the hell is going on?!"
"Sesshy's gonna hit me!"
"Sesshoumaru!"
Sesshoumaru stilled, eyes swiveling over to fix on the Taisho. "What have I told you two about fighting in the house?" Neither said a word. Sighing, the Taisho ran a hand through his hair. "Just knock it off alright? You know it makes your mother pissey."
Sesshoumaru gave his father a dirty look, but was ignored. "I have to leave for awhile, seeing as how your mother decided it'd be fun to invite a bunch of strangers over for dinner, so try not to destroy the house alright? Because you know if you do your mother will kill me for leaving you alone. And if that happens, then I'll be forced to haunt you for the rest of your lives."
Still neither said a word, though the effect the little speech had on them was obvious. "Good. Then I'll see you later." He left the room, leaving the brothers as they had been, staring incrediously after him. "Oh and get off your brother Sesshoumaru."
Scowling, Sesshoumaru complied, then with as much grace as he could muster, grabbed his cd player and stalked out into the kitchen, to find his father digging through a random drawer. "Damnit, were'd I put those car keys?!" Sighing, Sesshoumaru opened the refridgerator and took out the keys that were sitting next to an old carton of chinease food.
"Here father." The Taisho blinked as his son threw him the keys, taking note of the closing fridge behind him. "Thanks. Mmm, porky." Sesshoumaru rolled his eyes at his father, who was smelling the keys. "Well, behave then. And if your going to lock Inuyasha in something, make sure to at least cut some breathing holes for him."
Sesshoumaru scowled at his father's back as he strode out the door. "Breathing holes my ass." Sighing at the sound of screeching tires, he turned back towards the living room, contemplating. He could hear the sound of the telivison, which Inuyasha'd turned up loud enough for the neibors to hear, and the sound of squeeking springs as he jumped on the couch.
He wanted revenge, that much was sure, as he never DID get to hit the hanyu, but the only question was how. Sesshoumaru let his eyes wander around the room, looking for a source of inspiration. And then he found it in the form of a red and white tube.
Evil grin sliding into place, he grabbed his weapon of choice from the counter were his father had left it during his raid of the drawers. Sneaking up on his brother would be no problem, as the kid had the volume on the t.v all the way up, but as for the rest of it...Well, he'd figure that out once he got there.
Sneaking up behind the couch, Sesshoumaru surveyed his pray, waiting for the right moment to strike. The minute Inuyasha had his back to him, Sesshoumaru lept, colliding with his brother. The youngest's cry of suprise was drown out by the theme music blaring from the t.v, as were the obsenities that spewed from Sesshoumaru's mouth. (most of which he'd learned from the Taisho)
In a matter of seconds it was over, Sesshoumaru's cry of victory lost to the screaming of the t.v, which he turned off seconds later. "I win mutt." Growling, Inuyasha pulled, attempting to continue the fight. "Give it up baka, you're not going anywere."
Inuyasha's eyes grew wide as he relized his brother was right. "Sessh! Sessh what is this?! What'd you do to me?!" Grinning maniacly, Sesshoumaru held up the now very empty tube for Inuyasha to read. Inuyasha wimpered.
"You didn't."
"I did. Obviously."
"But that's super super glue!"
"Long lasting extra strength super glue."
""But dad said-"
"Not to hit you. And I didn't. He never said anything about glueing you to the couch. And you can thank him for the idea, as he was the one who left it on the counter."
Inuyasha wimpered. "Why couldn't you glue me to the couch cushions?!" Sesshoumaru threw his brother one last grin, before walking around the couch toward the stairs, tossing the tube over his shoulder as he went. "So you can't get away."
Sesshoumaru cackled evily as he headed towards his room, Inuyasha's howls and curses following him the whole way. "Thank you father. And, thank you, super super glue!"