Good News Everyone, I Didn't Stay at a Holiday Inn!
Long time no write. I’ve been a busy-buzzing-bee and I just haven’t felt like writing anymore. I blame it on winter. I did my taxes this past weekend and boy does Uncle Sam owe me big time. The nice thing bout owning a home is that you get a fat tax break. After itemizing all my deductions I’m owed $5050. Pay dirt bitch!
Oh but that’s not all, it gets better. I went casino this weekend with a close friend of mine. We both went there just to check it out and had no intention of gambling. Anywho, I bought a $20 ticket to play slot machines and she chickened out. We went to the dollar machines and turned my $20 into $40 before getting back down to $18. I got too greedy I suppose but I was there to have fun and blow money. We then went to the nickel machine to try our luck. After a couple of rounds of betting I was left with just $11 left.
I was fighting the house and the house was winning. At that point I just gave up and didn’t really care so I started betting like I didn’t give a shit. On my last bet before we were going to head out I said “no guts no glory” and bet 90 nickels ($4.5). Bam! Pay dirt bitch! I won 15,000 nickels on that bet. That’s right 15K nickels which translate to $750! Fortunately for me they paid me in 100 dollar bills. You need not guess what I did next because I’m gonna tell you. I quit! You best believe this Negro knows when to quit. Although we were there for 10 minutes I cashed my winning and said adios amigos!
Oh but that’s not all, it gets better. I went casino this weekend with a close friend of mine. We both went there just to check it out and had no intention of gambling. Anywho, I bought a $20 ticket to play slot machines and she chickened out. We went to the dollar machines and turned my $20 into $40 before getting back down to $18. I got too greedy I suppose but I was there to have fun and blow money. We then went to the nickel machine to try our luck. After a couple of rounds of betting I was left with just $11 left.
I was fighting the house and the house was winning. At that point I just gave up and didn’t really care so I started betting like I didn’t give a shit. On my last bet before we were going to head out I said “no guts no glory” and bet 90 nickels ($4.5). Bam! Pay dirt bitch! I won 15,000 nickels on that bet. That’s right 15K nickels which translate to $750! Fortunately for me they paid me in 100 dollar bills. You need not guess what I did next because I’m gonna tell you. I quit! You best believe this Negro knows when to quit. Although we were there for 10 minutes I cashed my winning and said adios amigos!