Resistance is Futile!
Seriously, this guy makes bad decisions but he's not as dumb as most people think. I'm pretty sure he's better read than most Americans. I'll venture out there and even say he's a good guy (so long as you don't piss him off).
Mike Tyson on Donovan "Razor" Ruddock:
"Everyone knows you're a transvestite and you love me. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend. I can't wait to get my hands on a pretty thing like you".
More Mike Tyson quotes.