Take that, washing machine
The washing machine totally just paid me to do my clothes. Every time I put in a quarter, three more came out. Finally, after getting like.. at least two dollars (probably more, the thing kept going for quite a while), it stopped and took my money. It is my new favorite washing machine -- though I'm sure it was a one time thing. My guess is that it jammed and it had a ton of quarters shoved up into the coin return due to too much money being inside it.