Look what I did this morning
In some ways, working in the hospitality industry is pretty much the best form of Zen-detachment-from-worldly-things exercise ever. I spent an hour and a half on this table (not to mention god knows how long baking everything), and this is what it looked like after service:
And then the servers cashed out and left without cleaning anything up, because they are a pack of spoiled, entitled bitches.