❝top of the world, bitches❞

[hakii]

kosy 8:25 pm
    Your lies won't fool me, Incubator...

witch rapunzel 8:26 pm
    8D

kosy 8:26 pm
    /shoots

witch rapunzel 8:27 pm
    /revives
    oh? you wished for saltine crackers?
    okay.

witch rapunzel 8:27 pm
    /RIPS OUT YOUR SOUL

kosy 8:28 pm
    WHAT THE FUCK
    I NEEDED THAT

witch rapunzel 8:28 pm
    :3

kosy 8:28 pm
    AUUUUUUUUUUGH

witch rapunzel 8:28 pm
    /omnomnom

kosy 8:28 pm
    well at least these crackers are delicious
    no... no they're not....
    /tears of blood
    /sayaka's theme in the background

witch rapunzel 8:28 pm
    ... i was about to say
    they're the crackers you get with soup

kosy 8:29 pm
    they taste like nothing...

witch rapunzel 8:29 pm
    :3

kosy 8:29 pm
    like my soul...
    zetsubo..shita....
    /witch'd

witch rapunzel 8:29 pm
    8)

witch rapunzel 8:29 pm
    motherfucking swaggerific incubator

kosy 8:30 pm
    I'll kick your ass.

witch rapunzel 8:30 pm
    :3

kosy 8:31 pm
    /stabs

witch rapunzel 8:31 pm
    /revives

witch rapunzel 8:32 pm
    /eats whatever you stabbed me with

kosy 8:32 pm
    ........
    it was a chocolate knife!
    you never got stabbed at all!
    Your entire life is a lie.

witch rapunzel 8:32 pm
    Define "life".

kosy 8:32 pm
    A small bomb in your stomach.

witch rapunzel 8:33 pm
    OBJECTION!! A small bomb is an inanimate object. Therefore, it cannot be a life or be compared to one.

kosy 8:34 pm
    Your mom, Battler.

witch rapunzel 8:35 pm
    THAT IS NOT A STATEMENT OF TRUT-- KHGRHGKREHGKHGKRE

kosy 8:35 pm
    Stop trying to fight this, seriously.
    It's pathetic.

witch rapunzel 8:36 pm
    YOU GAVE UP YOUR SOUL FOR SALTINE CRACKERS AND BECAME A WITCH!!!!!!!!!

kosy 8:36 pm
    STICK TO YOUR BLUE TEXT, PUSSY

witch rapunzel 8:36 pm
    RED TEXT IS MY WEAPON TOO

kosy 8:36 pm
    WELL YOU CAN'T USE IT

witch rapunzel 8:36 pm
    BITCH, MY RED TEXT IS SUPERIOR

kosy 8:36 pm
    Now you're just overcompensating.
    Jeez, Battler.

witch rapunzel 8:37 pm
    /SMACKS

kosy 8:37 pm
    EXCUSE YOU

witch rapunzel 8:37 pm
    REHGKHGKREHGKJGRE
    LMFAOEKJHGGKRE

kosy 8:37 pm
    BATTLER USHIROMIYA'S BALLS ARE THE 18TH PERSON

witch rapunzel 8:37 pm
    ekrhgkehgkjre my spritekfjehgkjrehgkjkgre

kosy 8:37 pm
    BUT SINCE THERE IS NO 18TH PERSON, AS HE INSISTS
    HE HAS NO BALLS

witch rapunzel 8:37 pm
    AHAHAHAHAHA

kosy 8:37 pm
    WHAT NOW, BAAATTTTOOOOOORAAAAAA

witch rapunzel 8:37 pm
    REKHGRKE3HGT8OHRFKJEH2GOIHEVKJGN3G3RVIHFGO3IG4

UWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
    KOOOOOOOOOOOSYTRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

kosy 8:38 pm
    AHAHAHAHAHAHA
    YOU MAAAAADDDDD, HAKIIIITORAAAAA

witch rapunzel 8:38 pm
    YOU BET I'M MAD
    /PIERCES YOU WITH BLUE WEDGES

kosy 8:39 pm
    .......
    /falls over
    Haki...tora......

witch rapunzel 8:39 pm
    kosytrice...

kosy 8:39 pm
    I love you.
    /dies

witch rapunzel 8:39 pm
    and then you become a doll
    then you revive
    as a moe

kosy 8:39 pm
    Uguuuuuuu...

witch rapunzel 8:39 pm
    (yea)

kosy 8:39 pm
    (troll)
    lmfao what the fuck was that?!

witch rapunzel 8:40 pm
    ROFL
    IDEK

kosy 8:40 pm
    battler ushiromiya's balls will forever be the 18th person...

witch rapunzel 8:40 pm
    BUT THIS IS GOING SOMEWHERE

kosy 8:40 pm
    OH GOD

brb laughing forever.