What I should have asked to Santa Claus
Dear Santa,
you who are Turkish, but actually not when you were alive, when Turkey was not even an idea, please, when I am drunk, like for example yesterday night, but just for example eh, disallow me to wake up at seven o'clock in the morning. Actually disallow it every time I am drunk, this is my humble request. As you see I am not asking much, just please, recollocate myself into the good old habits, let me sleep until afternoon.
you who are Turkish, but actually not when you were alive, when Turkey was not even an idea, please, when I am drunk, like for example yesterday night, but just for example eh, disallow me to wake up at seven o'clock in the morning. Actually disallow it every time I am drunk, this is my humble request. As you see I am not asking much, just please, recollocate myself into the good old habits, let me sleep until afternoon.