- backstory'd!?

[hakases]

. . .

So! If you're familiar with Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger, you should know that by now EVERYONE BUT DON HAS A BACKSTORY. It's kind of a running joke that he's a useless ball of fail. His bounty is super low compared to everyone else (LOOKING AT YOU CAPTAIN UNLIMITED BOUNTY MARVELOUS

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[pinkaboveboard]

We have a princess and a dragon slayer! It's just like a fairy tale ♥

[hakases]

WHY DO I HAVE TO BE THE DRAGON SLAYER

[pinkaboveboard]

Would you rather be the princess?

[hakases]

. . . Not really.

[pinkaboveboard]

But you'd be an awesome princess! You have all the right attributes: golden curls, kind and gentle, demure, ladylike, loves children and fluffy baby animals, domestic, dainty ...

[hakases]

But I wanna be a dragon slayer.

[pinkaboveboard]

AN HOUR AND FORTY-SEVEN MINUTES AGO YOU DIDN'T

[hakases]

I changed my mind!!!!

[pinkaboveboard]

/princessgiggles

[hakases]

[pinkaboveboard]

HAKASE = STRESSY PSYDUCK

[hakases]

yyyyyes