Stardate log #IS-00001111

[hakasedata]

Today is 20-10-2010. Alternately 20 October 2010. 8D

To commemorate this lovely day, I have made a special beverage. I call it: Deluxe Inui Power CitrusAde. Powerade was taken. Damn copyrights and trademarks. It boasts a nice 2000% vitamin C stat and is kind of frothy like a smoothie. Oishi, I will be delivering a supply to you for use to treat

Comments

[oishisensei]

2000 %?! Inui, the body can't store vitamin C! All that will be wasted and probably turn people orange.

[hakasedata]

It's for the immune system!

What kind of doctor are you to wish that people would die?!

[oishisensei]

Yes but that must be well over 200 mg which is more than enough for one person a day.

That's why I'm trying to tone down your juices. Anything is bad excess, Inui.

[hakasedata]

I see what you are trying to do. 100%. You wish to cut down my creativity and put a stop to my beneficial juices.

[oishisensei]

No! I just don't want anyone to ... um ... die horribly.

[hakasedata]

No one has died from drinking my juices. I resent that assumption.

[oishisensei]

They have been unconscious for hours.

[hakasedata]

Not the same thing!

[oishisensei]

But still detrimental.

[hakasedata]

It was beneficial to training.

[oishisensei]

It stopped training entirely!

[hakasedata]

It made you all train harder so you wouldn't have to drink it. This was highly curious and slightly hurtful.

[oishisensei]

Inui, did you ever ask yourself why you never included the juice in your own training schedule?

[hakasedata]

Of course I included it in my own training schedule.

[oishisensei]

That cannot be true... it makes you just as sick as us!

[hakasedata]

It is true! I will show you my notebooks.