Stardate log #IS-00001100

[hakasedata]

Given the extension of our time on the island, I have found that the data to collect is much more interesting. The number of couples has increased exponentially since being forced from the ship permanently

Comments

[n33d4sp33d]

You forgot one, geek.

[hakasedata]

You and Chitose or you and Tooyama?

[n33d4sp33d]

Why assume it's either one of them? And the brat is too damn young for my tastes, thanks.

[hakasedata]

Do you have a crush on Tezuka too? That would end up being mostly everyone on the junior high circuit...

[n33d4sp33d]

Hell fucking no! He's just too damn bland and dull for my taste. Maybe I have a super secret kinky crush on my cousin, or maybe I lust after that Yukimura guy. Hell, there's also the redheaded rhythm freak from Fudomine that could possibly trip my triggers if they're trippable.

Or....

Maybe I plan on jumping your bones, instead.

[hakasedata]

The familial angle I have already anticipated. Anything with Kamio would be considered a speed battle and therefore non-sexual or relationship based. Yukimura doesn't seem to be your type even though prior data states you were rather close with Shiraishi and they are quite similar.

That would be quite the interesting turn of events.

[n33d4sp33d]

How do you know it wouldn't be sexually or relationship based? The guy is pretty cool when he isn't tripping over his own feet in the sand. And maybe I have a hidden masochistic streak that makes Yukimura the perfect guy for me. And let's leave Kura out of this, since he isn't here to defend his honor or claim to chastity.

Why's it so interesting? If the familial angle is true then it is either Yuushi's unreasonable sexiness that turns me on, his brain, or the specs he wears. Two of which you possess in abundance.

[agedwell]

I knew you cared Ken-chan♥

[hakasedata]

Perhaps from your angle, yes, but definitely not Kamio's. Maybe and I can leave Shiraishi out of things since you so nicely asked.

I'm sure it is the "sexiness" I am lacking. (83%)