Stardate Log #IS-00001010

[hakasedata]

I'm curious to know why, at night, there seem to be two similar glowing objects. They are of different sizes and the illumination comes from different areas. I have, on more than one occasion, tried to search them out, but in my tailing, they disappear before I have found them. It's highly annoying. I'm trying to do research

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[tennisprince]

...When exactly is the storm coming?

[hakasedata]

From mine, Kyouju's, the Coast Guard, and the weather services of relatively nearby islands, we have a week. There is the hope that it will weaken, but with global warming and our location, the only recourse for the system is a strengthening of 7% each day.

[tennisprince]

Cool. Thanks Inui-senpai.

Surf's up.

(ooc: strikes are extremely deleted)

[hakasedata]

May I interest you in a new juice? It glows!

[tennisprince]

You might have better luck asking Atobe.

[hakasedata]

Excellent. I have the perfect thing!

[tennisprince]

Something tells me I really wanna see this.

What does it do?

[hakasedata]

...I don't really know.

[tennisprince]

I guess that's why it should be tested on monkeys first.

[worldofice]

You have already proved your stomach is made of steel, boy. You may drink your own team-mate's juice.

[hakasedata]

But this new juice is mostly proven to deal with urchin stings.

[worldofice]

Indeed? How effective is it?

[hakasedata]

Around 43%. Mid to upper 90th percentile.

[worldofice]

It will ease my skin and permit me to be seated once more?

[hakasedata]

Yes.

[worldofice]

Then you should bring me a glass. Or send it with one of my team members.