My Ordinary Life 01. [Video/Action for Mahogany Town]

[hakase_de_nya]

[Johto, meet your newest Rocket Grunt. Her name? The Professor. Her age? Somewhere between five and genius, but don't ask her to old up that many fingers. She's made it into Mahogany Town with her Ditto, but the first thing she does is try to call for help. She's lost, definitely, but it feels like a strange dream so she's not panicking yet. No,

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[video]

[patsheads]

[Can Satoshi resist a little crying girl?

No. No, he cannot. Not even at 2 AM.]

H-hey, don't cry! Are you okay?

[Oh...oh no, did the feed end? :( Poor little girl.]

[video]

[hakase_de_nya]

[Look, it's...a Ditto. On the lens. The Professor has to pull him off.]

...

[He looks trustworthy.]

M'lost.

[video]

[patsheads]

[He blinks a few times before peering closer into the camera. Definitely a distressed little girl. And he has no idea where she is. AUGH HE'S SO USELESS.

So he does the only thing he can think to do. Try to smile comfortingly at her and exude that big brother aura.]

Hey, don't worry. Umm...you just got here, right? There's a lot of nice people who can help you.

[video]

[hakase_de_nya]

That's not true at all.

[Sniffle. Sniffle.]

The first guy threatened me, a-and the second one I talked to pretended to be someone I knew but was lying.

[video]

[patsheads]

[asldkaj what who would do that--]

Oh, umm...ah...that's...really terrible. Maybe it's...because it's so dark or something.

Umm...I promise I won't do anything like that. So...don't cry, okay?

[video]

[hakase_de_nya]

You better not be lying. Nano says not to lie, even if the Professor wants to after eating all of the snacks.

[video]

[patsheads]

Oh no, I'm not lying. You can yell at me later if I am.

[video]

[hakase_de_nya]

I'm really good at yelling...

So where is the Professor?

[video]

[patsheads]

Ahahaha....so's my sister. [But before that-] Are you, um..."the Professor"?

[video]

[hakase_de_nya]

Yes! I'm the Professor.

You have a sister?

[video]

[patsheads]

[...Well, whatever she wants to be called-]

Nice to meet you, then, Professor. My name's Satoshi. And yeah, I do...she's called Satoko. I guess she's a little older than you.

And, um...this place is called "Johto". I'm not sure what city you're in though, sorry.

[video]

[hakase_de_nya]

Satoshi.

And Satoko. [She's saying so she doesn't forget.] I bet she's still in school, though. The Professor's in Mahogany Town.

[video]

[patsheads]

Ah, well...she was, but...she travels around with me now.

Mahogany Town...[Give him a moment shuffle around sleepily and check his map] ...Yeah, I'm...not really close to you. I'm sorry; I'd come get you otherwise.

Is there a place you can stay, Professor? Like an inn or something...

[video]

[hakase_de_nya]

Oh, oh, I see. I already graduated.

Where are you, though? I don't know if I'm old enough to stay by myself.

[video]

[patsheads]

[Graduated?

...Well, maybe she means from like. Kindergarten or something.]

Umm...it's a place called Violet City. [...] I guess it's not like...really far, but it would take me a while to get there...muu, maybe you can stay at a Pokemon Center or something...

[video]

[hakase_de_nya]

[Nope.gif.]

V-violet City. Satoshi needs to come all the way to Mahogany first, even though I'm definitely old enough to sleep alone without getting scared.