Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In October I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In February I broke
crazy_carnie911's X-Box (-12 points). Last Monday I helped
snake13899 hide a body (-173 points). In April I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points).
Overall, I've been nice (66 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
hakai_maniac