Long ass list of pairings because when Kelso isn't in school, Kelso's mind wanders.

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General Pairings:

Yaoi/Slash/MM;
Kisame/Itachi (Naruto)
Naruto/Sasuke (Naruto)
Kakuzu/Hidan (Naruto)
Hashirama/Madara (Naruto)
Sasori/Deidara (Naruto)
Kakashi/Obito (Naruto)
Juugo/Suigetsu (Naruto)
Naruto/Gaara (Naruto)
Pein/Jiraiya (Naruto)
Minato/Jiraiya (Natuto)
Naruto/Sai (Naruto)
Kankuro/Gaara (Naruto)
Lee/Neji (Naruto)
Jiraiya/Orochimaru (Naruto)
Church/Tucker (Red vs. Blue)
Sarge/Grif (Red vs. Blue)
Crunchbite/Tucker (Red vs. Blue)
Walter/Henry (Silent Hill 4)
Harry/James (Silent Hill 1 & 2)
Harry/Kouffman (Silent Hill 1)
Pyramidhead/Valtiel (Silent Hill 2 & 3)
Allen/Kanda (D. Gray-Man)
Cross/Allen (D. Gray-Man)
Lavi/Allen (D. Gray-Man)
Krory/Lavi (D. Gray-Man)
Anderson/Alucard (Hellsing)
Near/Mello (Death Note)
L/Light (Death Note)
Light/Mikami (Death Note)
Matt/Mello (Death Note)
Mikami/Light (Death Note)
Mello/Chocolate
Gintoki/Katsura (Gintama)
Ichigo/Ishida (Bleach)
Gin/Kira (Bleach)
Grimmjow/Ulquiorra (Bleach)
Isshin/Ryuuken (Bleach)
Renji/Byakuya (Bleach)
Mayuri/Szayel (Bleach)
Ichigo/Hichigo/Kon (Bleach)
Shunnsui/Ukitake (Bleach)
Nnoitora/Tesla (Bleach)
Grimmjow/Ichigo (Bleach)
Szayel/Il Forte (Bleach)
Badou/Haine (Dogs: Bullets and Carnage)
Josh/Drake (Drake & Josh)
Schrödinger/Captian (Hellsing)
Xanxus/Squalo (Reborn!)
Gokudera/Tsuna (Reborn!)
Doumeki/Watanari (xxxHolic)
The OTP is Shallow Grave/Sasuke, for serious.

Yuri/Femmslash/FF;
Ino/Sakura (Naruto)
Karin/Sakura (Naruto)
Tsunade/Shizune (Naruto)
Anko/Kurenai (Naruto)
Ino/Temari (Naruto)
Yoruichi/Soi Fong (Bleach)
Orihime/Rukia (Bleach)
Matsumoto/Orihime (Bleach)
Nel/Halibel (Bleach)
Konota/Kagami (Lucky Star)
Tex/Sister (Red vs. Blue)
Allesa/Heather (Silent Hill 1 & 3)
Carly/Sam (iCarly)
Mion/Shion (Higurashi no Nako Koro ni)
Canaan/Maria (Canaan)
Canaan/Alphard (Canaan)
The Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei school girls with one another.

Het/MF;
Ichigo/Orihime (Bleach)
Nnoitora/Nel (Bleach)
Ulquiorra/Orihime (Bleach)
Kisame/Harribel (Naruto, Bleach)
Pein/Konan (Naruto)
Naruto/Hinata (Naruto)
Lee/Sakura (Naruto)
Minato/Kushina (Naruto)
Kankuro/Temari (Naruto)
Chouji/Ino (Naruto)
Kiba/Hinata (Naruto)
Jiraiya/Tsunade (Naruto)
Neji/Hinata (Naruto)
Suigetsu/Karin (Naruto)
Mukuro/Chrome (Reborn!)