I've finally cracked and got a deviantart page.
CLIIIIIICK CLICK CLIIIICK CLICKY CLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK Did I upload the picture of the strumpet that I met (And hugged. And kissed.) at TRF? You bet your butt I did. I put 'sex' as a keyword and it got him 15 page views in an hour!
I am such a nerd.
Yeah, TRF. Wow. I wanted to buy everything, but bought nothing. This guy in a dress shop fitted me for a bodice, and he laced me up and all that rot. And then once I was in it, he talked to me for like 25 minutes, and spent most of that time staring at my breasts. How terrifying.
The fire dancing and the fireworks were awesome. I went to the bonfire thingy afterwards, but it was just a bunch of drunk people walking around the fire, so I left and went to the towers where the people from the fire dancing show were. The show at the Festival was awesome, but seeing it from 8 feet away was AMAAAZING. They were all just hanging out, and there were a few people with drums playing. They were doing Poi, DOUBLE Poi, Staves, Eating and Breathing. This one fire breather was just astounding. He let out this massive flame right over where I was sitting (I was on the ground right by the drummers) and it scared the crap out of me. I lost track of how long I was there with them, but it was a good long while.
Eventually the fire marshalls came and made everyone put out their fires because a propane tank blew somewhere on the camping grounds. So I left and went back to our camp, went to sleep, and woke up all wet because the rain had gotten into my tent.
And I am tired of typing for now, so penis.