Slinging V-Day 'round the Bidet

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Today was cancelled due to illness (thankfully not my own)... But the Valentine Limericks shall continue:
A warning to Valentine Daters
Stay home and eat nothing but 'taters
You'll dine out, dismayed
By a whined serenade
From fawning Italian waiters

I may have accidentally dropped a Limerick elsewhere...