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BRITISH
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] It's football.... not soccer.
Total = 5
AUSTRALIAN
[x] You wear flip-flops all year.
[ ] You call flip-flops "thongs" not flip-flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.
Total = 4
ITALIAN
[x] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[ ] You are under 5'10".
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best foods in the world.
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total = 4
SPANISH
[ ] You say 'member instead of remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total = 3
RUSSIAN
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house.
[ ] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You don't get cold easily.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[ ] You eat sushi more than once a week.
[ ] You love listening to techno.
Total = 2
POLISH
[x] Your parents let you drink.
[ ] You know what a pizda is.
[ ] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
[x] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if your Polish.
[x] People randomly call you their best friend.
[ ] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[ ] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup.
Total = 3
IRISH
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[x] You have/had blonde hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
Total = 7
AFRICAN AMERICAN
[ ] You say nigga casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can ‘sing’ gospel.
[ ] You smoke newports.
Total = 2
ASIAN
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total = 2
GERMAN
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think American Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German.
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school
[ ] You're under 5'4".
Total = 5
CANADIAN
[ ] You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch Degrassi.
Total = 0
FRENCH
[x] You like french toast
[ ] You love wine
[ ] You speak a little or are fluent in french
[ ] You have eaten a snail.
[ ] You like fashion.
[ ] You have been to France.
[ ] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew
Total = 1
AMERICAN
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[ ] You've been to more than 5 states.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[x] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[x] You shop at Walmart.
Total = 3
NORWEGIAN
[ ] You know what lefse is.
[ ] You can speak some Norwegian.
[ ] You love trolls.
[ ] You know what lutefisk is.
[ ] You have been whale hunting/seeing.
[ ] Food made with potatoes and flour rule.
[ ] Fish and/or whale is a huge part of your diet.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair.
[ ] You know how to fish and have fished before.
Total = 0
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] It's football.... not soccer.
Total = 5
AUSTRALIAN
[x] You wear flip-flops all year.
[ ] You call flip-flops "thongs" not flip-flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.
Total = 4
ITALIAN
[x] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[ ] You are under 5'10".
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best foods in the world.
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total = 4
SPANISH
[ ] You say 'member instead of remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total = 3
RUSSIAN
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house.
[ ] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You don't get cold easily.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[ ] You eat sushi more than once a week.
[ ] You love listening to techno.
Total = 2
POLISH
[x] Your parents let you drink.
[ ] You know what a pizda is.
[ ] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
[x] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if your Polish.
[x] People randomly call you their best friend.
[ ] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[ ] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup.
Total = 3
IRISH
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[x] You have/had blonde hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
Total = 7
AFRICAN AMERICAN
[ ] You say nigga casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can ‘sing’ gospel.
[ ] You smoke newports.
Total = 2
ASIAN
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total = 2
GERMAN
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think American Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German.
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school
[ ] You're under 5'4".
Total = 5
CANADIAN
[ ] You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch Degrassi.
Total = 0
FRENCH
[x] You like french toast
[ ] You love wine
[ ] You speak a little or are fluent in french
[ ] You have eaten a snail.
[ ] You like fashion.
[ ] You have been to France.
[ ] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew
Total = 1
AMERICAN
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[ ] You've been to more than 5 states.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[x] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[x] You shop at Walmart.
Total = 3
NORWEGIAN
[ ] You know what lefse is.
[ ] You can speak some Norwegian.
[ ] You love trolls.
[ ] You know what lutefisk is.
[ ] You have been whale hunting/seeing.
[ ] Food made with potatoes and flour rule.
[ ] Fish and/or whale is a huge part of your diet.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair.
[ ] You know how to fish and have fished before.
Total = 0