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rebreak March 6 2011, 18:34:24 UTC
adfjl; this is adorable. picking on hyoyeon's height, hyo being the only gilr key would date, hyo confusing all key's stupid names--obviously i was focusing more on hyo than key ||||:

i lvoe this. why are you so good? and why do you have the ability to make me read anything and everything!!!! because i so totally would have skipped over this if it were anybody else and now i want you to write more.

D:< and i am totally not being demanding!!!! I ALSO HOLD YOUR FIC RANSOM UNTIL I SEE SOMETHING ELSE AMAZING FROM YOU DDDD

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hairlip March 7 2011, 00:39:04 UTC
girl, you should be focusing on the queen of fab. even though key is also fab.

how do i write you more when you're not writing me anything, sobs at your school life. LOL I LOVE YOUR DEBT COLLECTING SYSTEM EVEN THOUGH IT'S TOTALLY ME WHO'S THE LOAN SHARK and maybe you'll see something later this month...or not. dun dun dun.

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rebreak March 7 2011, 02:17:37 UTC
lol, when you said "the queen of fab" i thought you were referring to key :x oops? ♥

i posted jongho for you!... in january. sobs. but that's besides the point!!! I BETTER SEE SOMETHING THIS MONTH!!!!

i have been thoroughly distracted with school and my love for beast and kikwang/hyunseung and this is ridiculous but now my writing is all wonky and you won't love me anymore.

that is what i fear most. crying forever ;; ;; ;;

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hairlip March 7 2011, 02:22:19 UTC
lol before i wrote that comment, i was thinking he was the queen of fab, but he still has male parts and they can't share the throne. or can they.

YEAH, I SEE THOSE THREE DOTS AND I'M NOT HAPPY.

sobs, don't ever think i'll stop loving you. depressing thoughts, go away. and hey, maybe you can get me into reading beast because i'll read anything you'll wrote.

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rebreak March 7 2011, 02:28:08 UTC
key is her footstool. that is all there is to say about that matter.

FSAFKL I THOUGHT I POSTED SOMETHING LAST MONTH!!! NOW I AM VERY UPSET WITH MYSELF!!! I DIDN'T FINISH YOUR FIC FOR VALENTINE'S DAY AND THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!!! HOW WILL ONEW EVER GET LAID AT THIS RATE!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????? DDDDDDD:

go away ay ay ay ay!!! ok! i'll try. i posted a piece of beast on the meme, but my characterization is pretty shoddy at the moment, but the person that requested it liked it? so. idk, that probably doesn't mean much... I CAN COPY&PASTE FOR YOUUUU but it's like really bad and i'm not good at sexy fic and i just kind of stopped writing it... sighs

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hairlip March 7 2011, 02:31:02 UTC
draws that picture in my head.

SOBS, YOU WERE GOING TO WRITE ME SOMETHING FOR VDAY. it's okay to feel that way, we are just fresh into the new month.

C&P RIGHT AWAY. i stopped going on the meme, anyway, due to school and these weird pairing ideas that come into my head. hey, i like your sexy fic.

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rebreak March 7 2011, 02:34:17 UTC
hyoyeon in her sexy leather outfit!!!! :DDD?

I WAS TOTALLY GOING TO FINISH MY ONGIRLS+ONKEY FIC FOR YOU! it just didn't work out. give me a deadline to finish it!!! that way i'll be motivated to write even if it could be a few days late/early~

i like your weird pairing ideas. i actually like everything you've written that i've read. ♥♥♥♥♥♥ school sucks for the both of us ;___; hey, my sexy fic is pretty bad, ngl

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hairlip March 7 2011, 02:39:28 UTC
i know a deadline. my bday CACKLES. but that's way too soon. how about the end of this week, so i can read it for spring break :3

sobs, that's how i feel about your stuff. i just visited unbuilt and now i'm going to curse your rl.

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rebreak March 7 2011, 02:44:49 UTC
ok! this week isn't going to be too bad, and i can probably try to finish it up by the weekend! or at the latest, sunday? if that's alright :)

that account has so many old fics in it. but unbuilt reminds me i need to finish them, so. yes. hopefully most of them will be finished by the end of summer. it's my 2011 goal :DDD

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hairlip March 7 2011, 02:49:47 UTC
sobs, that would be so perfect. next week is going to be awesome, i can't wait.

lol i was reading your jonghyun getting laid experiment and crying at jongho banter. also, the dr. choi fic. why do you have such good ideas.

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rebreak March 7 2011, 02:53:15 UTC
i have the ending typed up on my phone because i'm lame like that ;;

that fic was going to be filled with wannabe-slut!jonghyun and not-really-jealous-but-jonghyun-likes-to-think-that-he-is!minho. i love jongho. sighs. AND THE DOCTOR CHOI FIC IS SHAMELESS I TELL YOU!

you would write doctor choi like ten times sexier, i'm sure.

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hairlip March 7 2011, 02:59:33 UTC
no, because you're geek squad like that. except not overpriced.

I LOVE DOCTOR CHOI. I LOVE SAYING IT OUT LOUD.

okay, if i wrote dr choi it would be like this:

"My heart feels funny," Jonghyun says, poking at the threads sewed in his chest.

"It's that red meat, I'm telling you," Minho says.

"No, I think it's vibrating. Why is Hyukjae-hyung singing in my chest. Oh, and now he's saying 'hello.'"

"Oh, so that's why everyone's been calling me through my receptionist."

has no idea how hospitals or doctor's offices work.

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rebreak March 7 2011, 03:08:29 UTC
i'm a geek squad of one. i make the real nerds look like super awesome cool guys that get all the girls/boys.

I'M GLAD! HE IS SHAMELESS AND UNETHICAL AND HE TOTALLY WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE ACCIDENTALLY SEW HIS PHONE INTO JONGHYUN!!!

and then it would be all:

"Hey, stop pulling at the stitches!"

"I can't help it. My heart is telling me that it loves you."

"Oh, really now?"

and then there would be jongho sex in minho's office and kyuhyun would walk in and be flabbergasted and then demand to know what's going on and minho would say something about aerobics and cardio being good for jonghyun and it would be a mess.

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hairlip March 7 2011, 12:10:08 UTC
but nerds are the ones that get all the girls/boys. just the other day, i fell for the leader of a school orchestra, sobs.

LOL MALPRACTICE!DR. CHOI.

gdi these are moments when i wish i could write sex. finish malpractice!porn for me, i command you.

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rebreak March 7 2011, 22:23:56 UTC
i've liked the same boy for four years. friday night he told me i was his best friend and that he felt like he could tell me everything )':

he'd pull out the stethoscope to hear eunhyukkie speak to him ;;

there are many moments where i sit and contemplate writing sex. but then i laugh and think, "yeah, right, me? writing the porns? lololol." I SWEAR YOU COERCE ME INTO WRITING EVERYTHING THAT YOU WANT!!! next you'll be talking me into writing hyohyukhae... |

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hairlip March 8 2011, 03:05:35 UTC
hugs you. hopefully, he will realize that there is no such thing as being best friends with you and marry you even though i already have and i don't like sharing. but hey, that's a really great thing to hear.

bringing out the hyukho, why do you do this to me. i am weak against hyukho.

i have moments like that too, where i think about YOU WRITING PORN FOR ME. and now that you bring the idea up, do you want to write me some hyohyukhae. and if you say no, i will attack you with pictures.

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