Mar 28, 2006 13:32
who got there license today?
this guy right here!
oh but it was a fun journey that lead me down into a fit of blinding adrenaline fueled rage and amazement at the ignorance of people.
let me take you though the journey everyone... gather round children its story time!
ok today started average, i took a shower in the morning while still incoherent and half asleep. i dropped a bottle of shampoo on my foot and theres a huge bruse above my left pinky toe, then i almost fell over in the shower and to catch my balance i slammed my left heel into the back of the tub. what an entertaining way to start the day.
after the morning routined i left and went to my grandparents house till i it was time to take the test. the parking was done flawless even parallel parking. beautiful. so i start to realize the the man next to me who is the instructor, has the biggest sick in his ass i have ever seen. its like the man sat on a pine tree. at one point i think i saw a pinecone fall out of his nose. anyway, i was doing good (but in my mind i thought i was doing everything horribly wrong) up until we came to a red oneway going right.... he says at the next light turn left...... my brain just turns off... how the fuck do i make a left hand turn at a right oneway REDLIGHT...
so i assume he ment the next light and not thinking almost run the red light... he yells and we almost got hit. im like DUDE WTF YOU SAID GO LEFT ON A RIGHT ONE WAY!!!! he tryed to play off that he was a complete fucking retard and my adrenaline was set to full from nearly dying. after that i was making little stupid mistakes and ran 2 yellow lights i couldnt avoid running... but you get deducted from them just the same.... cuz yea i should stop in the middle of the intersection for this fag so i dont lose points... anyway he was a dick the whole time and never said anything nice and was genarally a rude man. he handed me my certificate and was like sign this. then you can leave. WHAT A PRICK! i was thinking DAMN RIGHT YOU GIVE ME MY SHIT YOU ALMOST KILLED ME FUCK FACE!!!!!!!!!!
but after that i sat in sec. of state for what seemed to be an eternity. then the lady was like welll.... why do you have a michigan ID? you cant have both at the same time i have to take your temp michigan id... so im like ok fine... and she wont shut the fuck up about y do i have it. i dont care if you take it shut the fuck up and give me my license. so now i got my temp license till they mail my real one to me. OH JOY. now im relaxing at home after eating at the mall for lunch. what a FUN day. why is it when i just start to think people are generally not stupid they go and prove me wrong time and time again... oh well
oh and i forgot to mention a few days ago that jessica and i have been going out for 6 months! Y('o')Y