BAM!! I just killed/raped/ate your fetus!!

[hailhim]

So...Last Friday I belive it was. As Angels Mourn had a show, I was slightly scared to go thinking I would know absolutely no one. But as soon as I walk throguh the door guess who goes "HI JOSH!" That's right bitches, the insanely hbeautiful Samantha Brown. For those who don't know her...She's like whoa! Ask like...Dalton or someone....But anyways! I was happy because I now knew someone there...After a few minutes I look around and who is in the corner...Steven and Dusty...just standing around chatting as usual. Then eventually I see...Brooke and Shayna...Being...Themselves...So yea... The first band blew so much...The dude sounded like a cat. But yea eventually I started getting into...THEN SOME FUCKERS STARTED HARDCORE DANCING!!! THOSE FUCKING CUNTS!!! But yea...got back into...Jumped on KiKi's back and started headbanging...Eventually I saw the wonderful Janice and the wonderful Kara. So I ran over to them and I jumped on Kara and started headbanging...Again...At some point I ripped my pants...And I'm talking huge rip!! Tried to fix that while trying to get my hat back from Kara...It was so cold out...THEN she ran over my foot with her car...AND SHE FUCKING STOPS WHILE THE TIRE IS ON MY FUCKING FOOT!!! And I kept yelling "you're on my foot! move your car!!" She didn't do anything though...She just laughed..I jumped on a lot of people that night...I was jumping pretty high too...Like a kangaroo...OR A LEMUR!!!

P.S. Everyone watch out for Steven...He's like a Cobra...His hands are fast! And pointy like a Knife!!!