INTERSTELLAR.

[haileyleisha]

They're saying Pluto's not a planet anymore. I heard about this in the grocery store. My stock of hohos was swiftly dwindling and my supply of hot pockets needed replenishing, which explains why I was shopping at all; unless Kate or someone comes over with bags of processed food and cheap wine, my cupboards and refrigerator stay fairly bare save

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[asia_argento]

Haha see this is why I always order my groceries online whenever I can. The Pluto thing freaks me out, I mean it's one thing because it's all small and stuff but I was talking to a friend who was all upset because this totally screws with her astrological charts somehow? I don't know but it sounded serious. It's funny because I've gone back and forth on the label question, and at the same time it's like how you talk about people seeing you in ways you're not, as annoying as it is to go I'm a ______, at least that gives some protection and keeps you from having to go into a big explanation of yourself with each person you meet. That icon is so adorable. If you stop being a person who rarely signs on, I can try and find my way to you.

[haileyleisha]

I didn't even know that that was possible, but now that you've said it, I'm not surprised. I was thinking about that, too, how does it fair for astrology? Does this mean when they were all, your moon is in Pluto this month, they were all bullshitting me? That's a very good way to put it. I'm a ______, but I have a strict no man-meat policy. I really don't mind flirting with a variety of all sexes, but I'm not usually actively pursued by members of the opposite sex, so I can count on one hand the times I've had to explain myself. I actually am a signy-on type of person, it's just been a busy week. Tomorrow night'll be better. Meet me then? Or in Montauk, perhaps I need to sleep.

[asia_argento]

You totally can! At least in most cities, I'm in Hong Kong now and it's a little more of an uphill job. Although there's places open at all hours and all kinds of people riding by on their bikes so who knows. Or have the astrology people been reading the stars all wrong all this time? Maybe it'll create a schism. Maybe the astrologers and the scientists will go to war. I'd pay to see that, actually. Oh me too, we can order off the same menu. Haha I wish I had your natural immunity, you will have to teach me. I'll be at whatever coordinates you give me.

[haileyleisha]

This is the best amenity western civilization has to offer I think. I can shop in the comfort of my own home, even while I'm laying around naked and disgusting. It would make a lot of sense, as my horoscope is never actually accurate. For the most part, I think they're all pretty general anyway; they could apply to just about anyone. It's the power of persuasion, you know? It's not very hard, I've found, if you're loud and obnoxious as humanly possible and you frequently make offhanded remarks about how you'd have liked to be the guy that performs circumcisions. Tonight, tonight!

[asia_argento]

It is the most, I am done shopping at 9 AM once I sign the--I'm sorry, I was unable to finish processing that sentence, just because the description of you as both "naked" and "disgusting" fuses all my logic circuits. Yeah, it's a whole thing, they never say like, oh, don't buy that batch of broccoli you were looking at, there's a huge worm in it. I remember some movie where there was a lady who had a whole jar full of foreskins, delightfully enough. I wouldn't really want one but it sure would be fun to convince people I had them. We're going to make it right!

[haileyleisha]

Oh, hey, I meant the two to be mutually exclusive, but even I possess the ability to be both distusting and naked and the same time. Rarely, I admit, but it does happen. I've gotten some pretty specific things told to me by a fortune teller, but I'm still not convinced that someone didn't just lift my wallet when I walked in the place and got a bunch of information that way. I have no idea what I'd do with a jar of foreskins, but at least no one could tell me that I didn't have an original interior decor.