VOX.

[haileyleisha]

I never knew her name. She told me to call her Stephanie and when I asked her if it was her real name she told me no. When she asked for mine, I told her Heather, because she had just left and it was the first thing that popped into my head. Stephanie asked me if Heather was what my parents named me and I told her yes, because if she won't tell me

Comments

[sienna_g]

This isn't my real comment, but the hippie names reminded me of something. When I was little, I grew up in a very hippie like atmosphere and had thought to call my babies, Amber, Sky, Free, and Flower.

[haileyleisha]

I wouldn't expect anybody to leave a real comment to this. It is far too long for anybody to read all the way through and now that I'm re-reading it after having a little bit of sleep, I am regretting writing it in the first place. I like those names. At first, I read the last as Power and I thought, that's a gorgeous name to call a baby. She'd have to be a girl, though. I'd make my children into social commentary.

[sienna_g]

No regrets! It's brilliant and the comments of substance have had to take pause to all of us having to go masturbate or shag or both! Power. Yeah, I like that too. I don't know where babies are in terms of my future. Though told we'd make beautiful ones, Dave and I have not discussed our Britexicuban offspring potential.

[haileyleisha]

Haha, oh stop. This was just a little risque, but nothing exceedingly titilating. I mean, I can do way worse than this and if I get the testicular fortitude and the lady that inspires me, maybe I will. They'd be absolutely adorable. Make me godmommy and I swear to god, you will neither have to buy or change a pamper for the entire duration of baby's potty-training days.

[k_knightley]

That would be an awfully elaborate comment now, wouldn't it. I'll check back to see if anyone were brave enough. I have issues with lying. I feel like I spend so much of my day avoiding or talking around things so when I'm finally off duty, almost, I just want things to be very straight forward. Acting doesn't feel like lying cos it comes from somewhere real but talking to journalists, that part of the job, it's required.

[haileyleisha]

I guess it would be! I don't even know how I'd start mine, but I'm a liar, so you can't trust my answer anyway. I'm hoping that someone will take the plunge, but I guess lies are that for a reason. And as far as the other thing, I am of the mind that the best fuck is the one that you never have. Under normal circumstances, I believe in telling the truth, but I dunno. When I was a kid, I think I started making up things because I was absolutely bored and I was desperate to become more interesting. By the way, I was talking about you with someone the other night, and said person couldn't stop gushing.

[catblanchett]

The thing about lying is that, to do it successfully, you have to convince yourself it's true. Any lie worth telling is worth being.

[haileyleisha]

Sometimes, I think I do that. I never lie about anything important, but sometimes I do it so much about the other things that I can't ever remember the truth. Is that bad?

[kimberlybledel]

I can not answer the first, I haven't had the best. The last lie wasn't exciting or interesting. I told this girl I was feeling quite fine about her actions yet I wasn't. It sounds very passive when I dwell on it.

[haileyleisha]

I'm pretty sure that I haven't either, but that's the whole point. I was telling someone else that the best sex is the kind that you never have, because in your mind, posibilities are limitless. See, that's the kind of thing that I'd have to tell the truth about. If people are going to do me injustices, I feel like I have the right to tell them, you know?

[kimberlybledel]

In that case, it was literally mind-blowing. The sole reason I didn't confront her was due to the fact that I didn't want to cause a scene. I didn't have a leg to stand on.

[haileyleisha]

You're one of those people that are too nice, aren't you? I mean, not that it's a bad thing, god forbid we have enough cruel and heartless people in the world, but I hope you're not a person that lets herself be pushed around. You're way too sweet for that. I used to be afraid to make big to-dos out of things, but I decided fuck it, I've only got one life. It really does feel good to yell sometimes.

[holloman]

I can't think of the last lie so it was either really small... or I've managed to stay exceptionally honest over the last week or so.

[haileyleisha]

Hi, hi, hi, beautiful. Well, I fully approve of white lying and that's the kind that nobody remembers. Let me take you out for dinner.

[holloman]

This is because I'm a busty fake-blonde isn't it? I mean, hi! Yes. Feed me!

[haileyleisha]

I can't help it that you're totally my type! Annnnnyway, no, what makes you attractive is your je ne sais quoi and all that junk on the inside that nobody can see without deeper looks, see, I'm charming like Kate. Where will we go!