When your sofas look like this:
STOP. Do not pass go, do not collect £200, do not spent a month wrangling with your letting agents about why mouldy furniture isn't really acceptable. JUST CALL ENVIRONMENTAL HEALTH.
Mouldy sofas have finally, finally been replaced. It only took 3 weeks of calling them nearly every single day for them to do it.
Having our living room back in a usable state makes me so happy I could cry. Actually so happy that I spent two hours watching programmes about property development because there was nothing else on but I was damn well going to use my TV now that I could without ingesting toxic mould. Mmm, toxic.