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[hailebop]

Lets just say, purely hypothetically, that I were planning to do some ceremonial burning of some stuff. What would be the best way to burn these items with minimum danger to myself or the surroundings? Mini-barbecue

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[tikakino]

I vote we get everyone's schoolstuff together, take a trip out to somewhere quiet by the seaside, and have a huuuge bonfire. Then do ritual caveman dances around it.

books!

[goldsurfer_22]

Unless you fail your A-levels and will need your books for retakes. hohoho what a horrible thought. Beach idea sounds good, yeah we could line the up in a circle or a word spelling out some insult to the foundation of our education and dribble on some lighter fluid.....

(To much disgust modern lighter fluids dont suddenly dont catch alight and burn like a bat outta hell anymore, instead they are designed to start a slow burning which sucks really)

.....then light so we can see a word on flames on the beach..... Now that would be cool, but do we have enough books.

Re: books!

[hailebop]

If I fail, I'm running away to the circus. Or the equivalent for the the being-able-to-touch-their-toes-challenged. :((

[hailebop]

It's just the one book I want to burn. Normally I treasure books as books because they are nice. But Middleton needs to be sacrificed for the greater good. PAGE BY PAGE HE WILL BURN. :D

[tikakino]

I was thinking of burning the huge wads of paper and notes I have, myself. The school wants all of my books back in.