Next On: The Etna Home Shopping Network!
Helloooo everyone~ Your beloved Beauty Queen Etna here--
And the Prinny Squad helpin', dood!
--opening up a ~*~faaaabulous~*~ new venue~!
Have YOU ever wanted to see yourself on other peoples' shirts? I know you have! This is why your local generous Beauty Queen is doing YOU a favor!
Show 'em, Prinny Squad!
Here we've got an example of what we can make for you, doods! Here, we've got a picture of Overlord Laharl on this nice, 100% cotton shirt! It's honestly pretty embarrassing, dood, but whatever. One size fits all, dood! Unless you're really fat.
Bring us any image you want--any at all--and my expert crack team of Prinny slaves exceptional artists will ~*~magically~*~ stamp it onto a shirt! Wear it yourself, give it to loved ones, shower your fans with them! The options are endless.
BUT WAIT! THAT'S NOT ALL!
Show 'em, Prinny Squad!
Check this out, dood! You'll love it!
Dood, that's totally embarrassing. We can place the same image onto a nice, pristine ceramic mug! Perfect for people who love to, uh, drink! And who love to see other people on their mugs!
That's right! Not only shirts, but we do MUGS AS WELL!
Bring us your images! Shirts are three easy installments of $29.99! Mugs are--get this--JUST four easy installments of $39.99!
That's just pocket change here in Memento, doods!
That's right, Prinnies!
Now, if you're STILL wondering if these deals are right for you, here's ANOTHER FABULOUS OFFER:
YOU GET THE LAHARL SHIRT AND MUG FOR FREE!
THAT'S RIGHT!
FOR FREE!
You don't even need to buy anything! The Prinny Squad and I will be driving around handing out free samples to anyone and everyone interested!
WE'RE JUST GONNA BE HANDING 'EM OUT!
But these ~*~FABULOUS OFFERS~*~ won't last long! Come on and get your own personalized shirts and mugs NOW!
((OoC: 1% memory spent on Etna's car which she had in hammerspace. Yes, that is right--Etna now has a car. The Prinny Squad will be driving the vehicle around Memento Eden with Etna herself in back, giving Laharl shirts and mugs to everyone she encounters.
And, yes, she totally WILL give any character interested a shirt or mug with whatever picture they wish to have on it.))
And the Prinny Squad helpin', dood!
--opening up a ~*~faaaabulous~*~ new venue~!
Have YOU ever wanted to see yourself on other peoples' shirts? I know you have! This is why your local generous Beauty Queen is doing YOU a favor!
Show 'em, Prinny Squad!
Here we've got an example of what we can make for you, doods! Here, we've got a picture of Overlord Laharl on this nice, 100% cotton shirt! It's honestly pretty embarrassing, dood, but whatever. One size fits all, dood! Unless you're really fat.
Bring us any image you want--any at all--and my expert crack team of Prinny slaves exceptional artists will ~*~magically~*~ stamp it onto a shirt! Wear it yourself, give it to loved ones, shower your fans with them! The options are endless.
BUT WAIT! THAT'S NOT ALL!
Show 'em, Prinny Squad!
Check this out, dood! You'll love it!
Dood, that's totally embarrassing. We can place the same image onto a nice, pristine ceramic mug! Perfect for people who love to, uh, drink! And who love to see other people on their mugs!
That's right! Not only shirts, but we do MUGS AS WELL!
Bring us your images! Shirts are three easy installments of $29.99! Mugs are--get this--JUST four easy installments of $39.99!
That's just pocket change here in Memento, doods!
That's right, Prinnies!
Now, if you're STILL wondering if these deals are right for you, here's ANOTHER FABULOUS OFFER:
YOU GET THE LAHARL SHIRT AND MUG FOR FREE!
THAT'S RIGHT!
FOR FREE!
You don't even need to buy anything! The Prinny Squad and I will be driving around handing out free samples to anyone and everyone interested!
WE'RE JUST GONNA BE HANDING 'EM OUT!
But these ~*~FABULOUS OFFERS~*~ won't last long! Come on and get your own personalized shirts and mugs NOW!
((OoC: 1% memory spent on Etna's car which she had in hammerspace. Yes, that is right--Etna now has a car. The Prinny Squad will be driving the vehicle around Memento Eden with Etna herself in back, giving Laharl shirts and mugs to everyone she encounters.
And, yes, she totally WILL give any character interested a shirt or mug with whatever picture they wish to have on it.))