May 18, 2008 19:56
((Strikethroughs are hackable, but she'll deny actually having said it))
So! A week or two or something so far and this place actually hasn't been half bad! Haven't had to kill anyone yet, so that's got to account for something! Right? Damn straight. Count yourself lucky.
Yeah, I mean YOU. You know who you are. You bum.
Anyways, I spent a couple days screwing around out in the woods. I spent some time getting in touch with nature...by beating the crap out of it. I figured, if that Laharl brat Prince really is from the same world as me and he's that powerful then I'VE got to be pretty damn strong myself.
I couldn't do any fancy magic crap like he can like blowing up a wall and getting turned into a stupid bird but those are probably more complicated and I'll just need to wait for some memories. Still! I found I'm damn strong. I broke some trees, smashed some rocks, and punched a bear.
And, for whatever weird-ass reason, those Prinnies have a bunch of weapons and utterly useless crap in those tiny pouches of theirs. They even had a nice, big, long, hard...lance! It was a nice, deep red and matched my outfit perfectly, so I decided to take a crack with that. Even though it looks damn heavy since it's HUGE and took all three Prinnies to carry it (but it was fine INSIDE the pouch? WTF.) I can carry the thing in one hand and swing it around like it's nothing. It felt natural and pretty damn cool.
In conclusion~ I've got a dangerous and sexy accessory and, just like I thought, I'm as strong as I am beautiful! Lucky you, Memento Eden~ <3
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prince,
trunks,
ryohei,
flonne,
punched a bear