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[hailbeautyqueen]

What a total waste of time! What the Hell is up with this place? I spend two weeks in Item World and what do I have to show for it? The Netherworld's most overleveled [Toothbrush]. I swear, I didn't gain a single level.

The old fashioned way won't be good enough. There's got to be something.Whatever

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[big_whoop]

Aw come on, you never know when you'll need a good strong toothbrush.

[hailbeautyqueen]

Maybe if I encounter giant, demonic gingivitis, sure.

...Hey, do you like miscellaneous, unusual items?

[big_whoop]

I have a penchant for finding unexpectedly useful ways of utilizing them, yes.

[hailbeautyqueen]

Perfect. Got anything to offer in exchange for the universe's mightiest toothbrush?

[big_whoop]

He'd suggest the Eternal Coconut if he didn't suspect the eventual double-cross would result in a lot of grievous bodily harm not very far down the line.

I have a peach that seems to have shown an incredible amount of durability and freshness despite being in my inventory for what has to have been a couple months. That work?

[hailbeautyqueen]

An indestructible peach? I don't think so.

[big_whoop]

How about a trio of books from a currently non-existent library?

[hailbeautyqueen]

You're not too good at catering to a woman's interests, are you? I'm no bookworm.

[big_whoop]

That's not what my WIFE sai -- oh, wait, that's exactly what my wife says. Uhhh...

A light saber? Some amnesia powder, assuming you don't mind me running a country mile the moment we finish the exchange?

[hailbeautyqueen]

Amnesia powder? Alright. If it turns out to be talcum powder like the store sells half the time, I'll break your legs. Deal?

[big_whoop]

*gulp*

Uh, deal. ...would the Dark Assembly really give out junk like that?

[hailbeautyqueen]

We'll find out, won't we?

[Guybrush has obtained one [Ultimate Toothbrush]]

[big_whoop]

Um, surejustnotonme!

He deposits the bag of amnesia powder at her feet and BOOKS IT.

[Etna has obtained one [bag of amnesia powder.]]