♥ III ♥ -- TRICK OR TREAT EVENT

[hailbeautyqueen]

Oh man, I take back everything bad I said about this place. Mounds of free candy? I'll put off kicking Overlord Baal's ass for a couple weeks to show my appreciation.

I swear, I've gone through at least ten pounds of this already! It's--

...

Wait.

SON OF A B--IT'S ANOTHER INCIDENT! Why I've picked up that word from all those annoying women, I

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[dramakingsuoh]

I would be happy to assist such a beautiful lady in any way that I can...

But perhaps it would be best for both of us were I to leave.

[hailbeautyqueen]

Finally! Someone who knows how to speak to a Beauty Queen properly. But, um...

You just got here. Why are you leaving? You haven't even bothered me about candy yet.

[dramakingsuoh]

Don't tempt me! It is difficult enough to accept being satisfied with candy when you would be a far sweeter treat.

But our love could never be, so I must be gone before I lose all will to leave.

[hailbeautyqueen]

Oho, I've got something sweet alright.

[dramakingsuoh]

There's nothing about you that isn't lovely beyond compare, that's for certain.

[hailbeautyqueen]

Oooohoho, this had better be a treat!

If it's a trick, someooone's getting disemboweled~♥

[dramakingsuoh]

The only trick is the one you've played on my heart, making me fall so easily for your charms.

[hailbeautyqueen]

Mmm.

[ICONS!]

I've got a few more charms I could show you~♥♥♥

[dramakingsuoh]

Ahahah...

I don't doubt it. But you see, my curse is that, as a vampire, I cannot trust myself around you. If I get near you, I might devour you whole, so as much as I wish otherwise, I cannot get too close.

[hailbeautyqueen]

[Yeah, can't get too close. She's humping your head, Tamaki.]

[dramakingsuoh]

U-um, miss, every second in your company is more wonderful than I can say, but I really must be going, I'm afraid, ahah...

[trying to gently pull away]

[hailbeautyqueen]

[She gently caresses his face.]

Now, now, you heard me when I said I'd be very upset if this turned out to be a trick~

[dramakingsuoh]

Of course it's not a trick! Anyone can see how beautiful you are.

But, um...this isn't really appropriate. I wouldn't be much of a gentleman if I didn't protect your honor.

[hailbeautyqueen]

Oh, that's cute. Don't worry about my honor. It's more than capable of protecting itself.

[dramakingsuoh]

I...see.

Well, it's still.

Wouldn't you rather talk? We could have a nice dinner together, even!

[hailbeautyqueen]

Talk. Yeah, no. You can't just dangle something like this in front of a woman just to take it away at the last second!