Level 1!

[hailbeautyqueen]

All right, what the HELL is going on? Someone had better spill immediately-here and NOW-or I’m going to skewer the next dimwit I come into contact with-and from the looks of this place, that’ll be SOON.

These fat bird things were of no help, that’s for sure.

Dood, we’re not fat! Besides, we’ve been here as long as you have and we’re as clueless as

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[yournewoverlord]

[yournewoverlord]

YOU.

[hailbeautyqueen]

Who the Hell do you think you are, shouting at me?!

Better go find your mommy, kid, before I teach you how you should treat beautiful women!

[yournewoverlord]

What? How do you think YOU are?!? I don't give a damn whether you remember who I am or not, you're not getting away with talking to me like that!

I AM THE GREAT PRINCE LAHARL, AND YOU'RE MY LOWLY VASSAL!

Beautiful? YEAH, RIGHT!

[hailbeautyqueen]

VASSAL? As if! I don't remember anything, but I'd sure as HELL not work for someone as obnoxious as you!

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, KID, TERRIFY ME BY WETTING YOURSELF?

[yournewoverlord]

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? TRY TO SMOTHER ME WITH YOUR FLAT CHEST, YOU PIGTAILED HAG?!?

[hailbeautyqueen]

OH THAT'S IT YOU WHINY BRAT!

I NEED SOMETHING...TO...AH!

*Throws one of the three Prinnies at him*

TAKE THAT, YOU ASS.

[yournewoverlord]

*BOOM*

...

...

...

*cough*

What the hell?

[hailbeautyqueen]

*Blinks*

What the heck?

Ahaha! I've found a use for these fat things!

Dood, this place really sucks.

[yournewoverlord]

*regains composure, but with more singed hair and ash stains*

If you think you ended this with that one lame attack, you're dumber than you look!

[hailbeautyqueen]

Oh yes, you look so much more intimidating now covered with soot.

If you couldn't avoid one of these fat things--

DOOD, we're Prinnies, get it right!

--I don't think you'd have a chance in a fight! What's your signature move, "face shield"?

[yournewoverlord]

I-I could have dodged that! I could dodge a million of them! It just looked too pathetic to bother!

[hailbeautyqueen]

And that worked out SOOOOO well for you.

[yournewoverlord]

*dark aura-y thing firing up*

Grrr... if you don't remember who I am, I'll MAKE you remember! Last thing I remembered, I had 200 levels on you!

[hailbeautyqueen]

*Picks her ear*

Yeah, yeah, whatever you say, punk.

*Tosses another Prinny*

DOOOOOD!

[yournewoverlord]

*successfully deflected and/or evaded this time!*

*dark blast flies past Etna's head and makes a kaboom*