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[hailbeautyqueen]

Alright, who are all these people and what are they doing in the castle? Last I checked, we had a grand total of zero people waiting to get in as vassals to the Prince, so either he got off his butt and found some or...you're all thieves and trespassers

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[peachhat]

Ah, more flat girls. It's finally feeling more like home.

[hailbeautyqueen]

Oh, great, who let the blue-haired fruit-headed bimbo into the castle?

[peachhat]

I did that myself, but you're welcome to try to remove me~

[hailbeautyqueen]

...Oh, hahaha, that's cute. It's not my castle, so I could give less of a crap.

[peachhat]

...are all demons in this stupid place pacifists?

[hailbeautyqueen]

Pacifists? More like I have better things to do than spend my time showing up every arrogant loudmouth I come across.

[peachhat]

Ah, yes, the usual excuse of a whiny, cowardly pacifist. Boring.

[hailbeautyqueen]

Augh. You just can't take a hint, can you?

[She pulls out her Elder Spear and fires a laser, obliterating the room she's in along with a mountain a mile away.]

I don't know who you think you are, but you're way out of your league, toots.

Congrats, you excited her. And no, I don't mean in a yuri way... :P

[peachhat]

Well, I am out of your small league as far as chest size goes.

Yeah right. It's probably the same thing for her.

[hailbeautyqueen]

...Don't change the subject, bimbo.

Oh dear.

[peachhat]

Don't change the subject from my subject, flat-chest jerk.

[hailbeautyqueen]

Are you deliberately pressing my buttons just to have me blow you up? There are plenty of easier ways to commit suicide, you know.

[peachhat]

Pretty much, yes!

But don't worry about the suicide, I don't think a shrimp like you can actually kill me. You're not half as scary as Reimu when someone annoyed her~

[hailbeautyqueen]

You don't have much inside that head of hair and peaches, do you?

[peachhat]

Aside my brilliant intellect, no. But I don't think a mere earth-crawling demon could understand.