Next On: Belle of the Ball Beauty Queen Etna!

[hailbeautyqueen]

[Filtered to People She Talked to as a Child (Kid, Rika, et cetera) // Unhackable]

I think you people are smart enough to know this, but just in case you need it spelled out for you:

What happened during the event never happened. That kid you talked to? Dead. She doesn't exist anymore. Forget everything.

[PublicAlright, Memento Eden, prepare

Comments

[trouser_chimp]

I'm so honored...

[hailbeautyqueen]

Don't you forget you've got competition.

[trouser_chimp]

I'm sorry! I didn't mean to forget!

I merely meant that even thinking of mean is a great honor I could never earn. I know that anyone else here would be a far greater choice for you, but the fact you have even glanced my way is a precious memory I will store in my heart forever.

[hailbeautyqueen]

Man, you are good at this.

[trouser_chimp]

Uwaaah, most kind Beauty Queen Etna!

[hailbeautyqueen]

You keep on blazing further and further into the lead.

Be sure not to out-dress me. ♥

[trouser_chimp]

Never, beauty Queen Etna! I would rather tear apart all of my clothing and walk the entire world sixteen times in the nude as the hot sun or piercing cold stabs my sinful flesh before I would even think of trying to out-dress you!

Not to mention no matter what I wore, it could never even come close to a fraction of your beauty.

[hailbeautyqueen]

Weeell, the first part was a little creepy, but overall that was pretty darn good.

And, yeah, you're right.

[trouser_chimp]

I'm sorry Beauty Queen Etna! I'm a terribly creepy person, I'm not normal at all! I'm so sorry!