May 03, 2006 23:54
Tomorrow is my last day at UITS and I'd like to get fired as much as George Costanza wanted to, having people say "Now that guy got canned!", but I don't think I have enough time for that. Plus, someone was fired for using the projector to watch a movie during their shift at Sycamore. I don't think I can match that.
I plan on showing up considerably late and taking my lunch break and never returning. I know Gwendolen will find it funny. And deep, deep down my managers will find it funny too.
I still haven't started packing.