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[hailamericaaa]

It's England's 'National Day', which is the closest thing he'll get to a birthday. No one knows how old he is, even he doesn't, which means he's REALLY old.

So for his birthday, I got him something useful!

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UP YOURS ENGLAND CLUB VIP MEMBER

[paradeisos]

What a brilliant idea, America!!

SHE GETS A SPECIAL CARD AND EVERYTHING

[hailamericaaa]

Of course! I thought of it, didn't I?

SHE'S HANGING ON HONG KONG'S ARM SOMEWHERE TOO and maybe America's

[paradeisos]

I wonder if it'll really work on him.

AS IF EITHER OF THEM MIND

[hailamericaaa]

Do you think I should have gotten the eyebrow trimmer instead?

SERIOUSLY. 8DDDD UP YOURS, ENGLAND!

[paradeisos]

Awwww, you didn't want to get him both?

LET'S GO FIND INDIA, EGYPT, AND HALF THE MIDDLE EAST/AFRICA

[hailamericaaa]

I couldn't afford it.

OH YES PLEASE. WE'LL THROW HIM A ~*PARTY*~

[paradeisos]

That's too bad. There's always next year, I guess...

ONE HE'LL NEVER FORGET

[hailamericaaa]

And Christmas!

OHOHOHOHOHO WITH ALL HIS EX-COLONIES

[paradeisos]

E-even then, I wouldn't bother!

oh and canada. /FORGOT

[hailamericaaa]

It's Arthur, I kinda have to.

LOL CANADA he's kinda like Seychelles. FRANCE-ENGLAND COMBO

[paradeisos]

Weren't you the favorite back then, too? Or was that the other one...

Does France forget about Chels though?

[hailamericaaa]

Nah, that was me.

..... PROBABLY. The bastard. Then eyebrows, the other bastard...

[paradeisos]

Oh, okay. Then it's like some sort of commitment.

Bastard One and Bastard Two?

[hailamericaaa]

Pretty much!

PERVERT BASTARD AND EYEBROWS BASTARD. There.

[paradeisos]

What a pain!

It's lovely.

[hailamericaaa]

I've got to keep making sure our special relationship stays special and a relationship or my boss is going to give me that look.