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[hailamericaaa]

Hello everyone! I am Alfred F. Jones, or as some know me, America. Don't listen to Arthur if you can help it - he's still bitter about the whole independence thing.

I figured I'd do a more exciting introduction than just explaining who I am, so I've decided to show you!

Comments

[swissarmyknives]

Cheeseburgers are unhealthy for you.

[hailamericaaa]

They're good though.

[swissarmyknives]

They're bad for you.

[hailamericaaa]

I'm not dead yet!

[swissarmyknives]

Says you.

You could have clogged arteries.

[hailamericaaa]

But I don't.

[swissarmyknives]

Says who? England?

[hailamericaaa]

Arthur is convinced I'm going to get fat.

No.

[swissarmyknives]

He's right you know. Have you ever watched Supersize me?

You have no proof.

[hailamericaaa]

No he's not. What's that?

I'll find some.

[swissarmyknives]

You should listen to your elders. Remember the Great Depression?

Supersize Me is about a guy who ate burgers for 30 days.

[hailamericaaa]

Yeah well.

Nothing but burgers?

[swissarmyknives]

It was horrible. Don't ever DO that again.

And sometimes a salad but almost always, a burger.

[hailamericaaa]

Trying not to!

Well there you go - I don't eat them all the time.

[swissarmyknives]

I don't know. With you, ANYTHING can happen

Most of the time.

[hailamericaaa]

That's what makes me America!

Only sometimes!