flag ✪ 013 ;; VOICE POST

[hailamericaaa]

Hello? Hello? Is this thing working? [ the sound of air being blown into a microphone ] Oh! Great! Okay! So I'm recording my song for Vietnam on this in case I've got the wrong house. I mean I'm pretty sure I got the right house, I did ask people where Vietnam lived and sure they gave me funny looks but then when I added 'that really hot chick with the paddle' they pointed me here! [ there's the sound of something dropping and then a loud, very unmusical twang and cursing ] Damn it! Okay just let me set this down... [ rustling sounds, more indistinguishable muttering and then the sound of a banjo being strummed by someone with no musical talent what so ever ] Right! Okay! Here we go!

[ a cough, and then the sound of a man rapping while strumming a banjo ]

Hey, hey, Viet Nam
I’m sorry I bombed you with Napalm
But that’s all in the past
So let’s go have a blast
And I won’t kick Korea’s ass
(I swear)

Hey, hey, Viet Nam
I’m sorry this line won’t rhyme
But come have dinner
I’d feel like a winner
And it really won’t be hamburgers
(I promised Italy)

Hey, hey, Viet Nam
Even though you’ve got a small chest
I think you’re hot
And Korea is not
So stop talking about him
(please)

Hey, hey, Viet Nam
Lloyd helped me write this
He loves his dad
I think that’s sad
But he’s still really cool
(it’s kinda weird)

Hey, hey, Viet Nam
It’s just one date so please
Say that you will
And don’t kill
Me with that paddle of yours
(it really hurts)

[ another cough and then the click of the recorder being turned off ]