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[hailamericaaa]

KOREA! Talk to your sister sometime soon and tell her to knock it off.

RUSSIA. CHINA. We need to talk.

Vietnam, we don't need to talk since you don't have veto powers.

AND ITALY. Make sure you show up to the photo shoots next time okay? Same goes for you, Canada.

ANYWAY

HELLO NEW PEOPLE. I'm Alfred F. Jones, also known as America, USA, United

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[tienquanca]

And you're so not a hero. Stop trying to convince people.

[hailamericaaa]

I am!

[tienquanca]

You're really not.

[hailamericaaa]

I am.

Anyway, it'd be nice if you'd try and convince Russia and China that we're not going to damage North Korea's infrastructure. Even if you think we'll do it, too.

[tienquanca]

You're not.

Why should I do that? It's a legitimate concern.

[hailamericaaa]

Am.

It is, but it's not going to happen. We won't let it happen.

[tienquanca]

Not.

Really. That's sort of what you said about Iraq. And Afghanistan. And Bosnia. And ME.

[hailamericaaa]

Yeah but I've got a better boss this time! And I've learned my lesson!

[tienquanca]

I win.

And how many times have we heard that before.

[hailamericaaa]

I just didn't want to argue anymore. That's not winning.

Yeah but this time it'll be different!

[tienquanca]

...Not like you to give up. But I'll take what I can get.

Hmph. Well. Supposing if, if I do decide to try and smoothing things over with Russia-san and China, what do I get out of it.

[hailamericaaa]

I dunno, what do you want?

Nothing unreasonable, you understand. Even my new boss won't go to some extremes.

[tienquanca]

I want you to stop acting like nothing happened the other day.

And maybe some more attention from USAID.

[hailamericaaa]

..... Do I have to?

I'll talk to my boss and see what I can do. But no promises.

[tienquanca]

alskdfjlsf It's not like we can just ignore it.

Good enough.

[hailamericaaa]

We can try.

Alright.