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[hailamericaaa]

ATTENTION TEAM HAMBURGER

WE ARE GOING TO WIN THIS THING.

Practice starts tomorrow in Philadelphia and you all are required to show up. 8 AM SHARP.

SO AS YOUR TEAM CAPTAIN, I'VE ASSIGNED YOU ALL POSITIONS.

Running Back: PRUSSIA.
Tight End: SWITZERLAND.
Wide Receiver: FRANCE.
Lineman: VIETNAM.
Kicker: KOREA.

I AM ALSO RECRUITING CHEERLEADERS.

Comments

[ebonyeagle]

Of course we're going to win. You've got the best country on the team: PRUSSIA!

[hailamericaaa]

Yeah, but the best real country is the team captain.

[ebonyeagle]

If you're so great, then why aren't we Team America? Burgers don't stand for shit!

[hailamericaaa]

Fine! That's one vote for Team America!

[ebonyeagle]

The hell?! I didn't say I was going to vote for it!!!

[hailamericaaa]

Well come up with a better name!