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[hailamericaaa]

ATTENTION TEAM HAMBURGER

WE ARE GOING TO WIN THIS THING.

Practice starts tomorrow in Philadelphia and you all are required to show up. 8 AM SHARP.

SO AS YOUR TEAM CAPTAIN, I'VE ASSIGNED YOU ALL POSITIONS.

Running Back: PRUSSIA.
Tight End: SWITZERLAND.
Wide Receiver: FRANCE.
Lineman: VIETNAM.
Kicker: KOREA.

I AM ALSO RECRUITING CHEERLEADERS.

Comments

[tienquanca]

...I am not playing on a team named after your horrible food.

[hailamericaaa]

There is nothing horrible about hamburgers and you are playing or we're going to be short a player.

[tienquanca]

They're disgusting and unhealthy. Then change the name.

[hailamericaaa]

I didn't name it!

That computer robot thing did.

And I like the name.

[tienquanca]

That doesn't mean you can't change it.

I don't really care.

[hailamericaaa]

I'm not going to change a perfectly good name!

[tienquanca]

Oh... So you're going to dictate what everyone's going to answer to. So much for democracy.

[hailamericaaa]

What does that have to do with anything?! I'm TEAM CAPTAIN!

[tienquanca]

Just saying a real democratic captain would let his team vote on a name.

[hailamericaaa]

Fine.

The other options are:
TEAM AMERICA
TEAM AWESOME
TEAM HERO

[tienquanca]

...You're kidding.

[hailamericaaa]

Nope!

[tienquanca]

Such an idiot.

[hailamericaaa]

I'd like to see you come up with a better one.

[tienquanca]

...Oh.

What about Team Victory?

[hailamericaaa]

It might work!