(Thanks, Jillthepill...I found out about this site from your lj)

[haila8mca]

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
20's DisorderCause:unknownSymptoms:inability to pronounce letter 'c', mildly ability to fly, crying, nose extensionCure:psychiatry

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
HaileyitisCause:mosquito biteSymptoms:puncture wounds, slightly blue vomit, urine retentionCure:click heels together three times