Fuck Brooklyn College. Fuck Staples and Office Max. I print for free now.

[haikusareeasy]

Today I printed
Fifty flyers up for free
In the design lab.

I'll print more later...
And then I'll print even more...
And not pay a cent!

So for the first time,
I finally get to say
"College is worth it."

Now where is their tape?
If I can steal that as well,
I'm totally set!