Forensic Banking. No matter how hard I look, there are no answers.

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No one said a thing
Till just a few days ago.
It could have sat there.

Opened in '06?
Forgotten around last year?
Where did you come from?

There's cash in there too!
And some bizarre transactions!
It's like a puzzle!

Was I black out drunk?
Nicest identity theft?
Both implausible...

Calling off the dig.
I'll stay at the cash level
And avoid corpse deep.

I can't find answers,
And maybe I don't want them?
Withdraw and forget?

I feel like I have
Been living a double life
Without knowing it.

I am Jack's account
With mysterious money
And no origins.