overheard in madison
Yesterday I was drinking tea at Fair Trade when I overheard 2 guys deliberating across the room over Battlestar Galactica. After a while it went something like this:
Geek #1: "It is the MOST realistic science fiction show on TV. It's a BRILLIANT show."
Geek #2: "Yea, I never watched the originals. I guess that's my fault."
Geek #1: "Yea this IS your fault. It's the best show on TV."
Geek #2: "What about The Office?"
Geek #1: "Ok, well, best drama."
etc...I stopped listening after that. At least they thought The Office is a great show (which it is, by the way).
And last night I went to dinner with some co-workers and we were talking about foreign food and how I loooooooooove loooove love love Brazilian food:
Me: "Yea, it was like orgasms in my mouth. [voice raising] Oh my god, I had SO many orgasms when I was in Chile...well outside of Chile"
Woman at the table next to us looks my way and gives a strange stare and my friends start laughing.
Me: "FOR FOOD! FOOD! FOOD!" *turns red*
I often use orgasms and oral sex to express how delicious a food item is that I don't even remember what those terms really refer to. Oops.
Geek #1: "It is the MOST realistic science fiction show on TV. It's a BRILLIANT show."
Geek #2: "Yea, I never watched the originals. I guess that's my fault."
Geek #1: "Yea this IS your fault. It's the best show on TV."
Geek #2: "What about The Office?"
Geek #1: "Ok, well, best drama."
etc...I stopped listening after that. At least they thought The Office is a great show (which it is, by the way).
And last night I went to dinner with some co-workers and we were talking about foreign food and how I loooooooooove loooove love love Brazilian food:
Me: "Yea, it was like orgasms in my mouth. [voice raising] Oh my god, I had SO many orgasms when I was in Chile...well outside of Chile"
Woman at the table next to us looks my way and gives a strange stare and my friends start laughing.
Me: "FOR FOOD! FOOD! FOOD!" *turns red*
I often use orgasms and oral sex to express how delicious a food item is that I don't even remember what those terms really refer to. Oops.