[001 | audio, Japanese]

[haikudemon]

[clunk. shuffle. tap tap RAP.]

[...throat-clearing noise.]

Use this. ...Is this some kind of joke?

[CLUNK.]

I am not amused.

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[skybound_love]

Believe me friend, we wish it was.

[haikudemon]

...What's going on?

[skybound_love]

You're in the city Discedo, in the land of Fortuna.

[haikudemon]

And how did I get here from Japan?

[skybound_love]

The same way we all did, the ones who run this zoo brought us here. We're not anywhere near Japan, or even Earth.

[haikudemon]

That's impossible.

I would have noticed if someone took me out of Japan... and no one can leave Earth.

[skybound_love]

I'd think you also would have noticed that we have two moons, here.

[haikudemon]

...What?

[haikudemon]

I must be dreaming.