Party Favors
Great party everyone, glad you all could make it! By the end of the night even the Chinese acrobats were drunk and the Trans-Siberian Orchestra was half out of their clothing, food was everywhere, drinks were guzzled, hot tub water was spilled on the carpet and I woke up to find naked people on my furniture! Plus I got to meet that Tom fellow! Wonderful party.
My hand was broken but that's just rain on the window-- more importantly, you all need to stop trying to get with Birdgirl! Until I see a restraining order filed she's still my love interest with the kinky petnames!
Ha ha ha! Daddy. Gets me every time.
P.S.! All future parties will have a "dogs must be leashed" rule.
P.P.S.! Did anyone get to try the scampi?
P. P. P. S! Hah hah! Pee S.
My hand was broken but that's just rain on the window-- more importantly, you all need to stop trying to get with Birdgirl! Until I see a restraining order filed she's still my love interest with the kinky petnames!
Ha ha ha! Daddy. Gets me every time.
P.S.! All future parties will have a "dogs must be leashed" rule.
P.P.S.! Did anyone get to try the scampi?
P. P. P. S! Hah hah! Pee S.