Jul 10, 2011 17:08
[The video feed turns on to show Lynne sitting on a bed at a Pokémon Center. She looks pretty damn pleased for some reason. Sitting next to her on the bed is a very concerned Growlithe.]
Guys! You're not gonna believe what just happened! So yesterday I was walking through Union Cave, right? Well, I accidentally tripped over a sleeping Onix's tail, which apparently woke him up and made him really mad, because the next instant, the thing completely flattened me! For a split second, I felt my bones being crushed and everything! But I just woke up in this Pokémon Center a few minutes ago perfectly fine! At first I thought maybe there's someone here who can use ghost tricks, but if that was the case, it would still be yesterday... Weird, huh? I wonder what happened?
[As she explains her story, Missile's expression becomes even more and more confused; how can she talk about something like that so happily? He knew his trainer was nuts before, but...]
Well, that's all I really wanted to say. C'mon, Missile, we're going back to the cave!
[Cue a bark of protest from Missile. Woman, you are insane.]
Don't give me that! We have badges to earn, and I'm not gonna let a stupid Onix get in my way! I'll sick Bailey on him if we see him again.
[There's more protesting from Missile as Lynne shuts the feed off.]
*squalo,
*kyo sohma,
lynne you are a psycho,
see username,
*larry,
*ritz,
*aoko,
*rosa,
being a derp,
*claire,
*shelly de killer,
*l lawliet,
*soul,
stfu missile,
*kyoko,
!video,
*rangiku,
*light