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i just went to a concert, and as i was waiting to meet my friend, all these little kids ran by playing tag, and i was like "what're you playing?!!" because it looked like so much fun, and they responded "TAGGG!" and i said "with a BALL? that is CRAZY!" and then they ran off giggling, and all of a sudden, this little girl runs up to me, and i throw up my arms to guard her and i say "the umbrella is a safe zone! the umbrella is a safe zone!" so all of a sudden i have 5 kids hanging all over me from every angle yelling "YOU CAN'T GET ME, WE'RE SAFE...UMBRELLA IS A SAFE ZONE NAAAAH" and then my friend arrives and is like "what the fuck, rachel?" and so i tell the kids "OK, i have to go, so this umbrella isn't a safe zone any more, but you can use that hydrant over there!" so these kids run over to the hydrant, but then they decide that Every Person Holding an Umbrella is a safe zone. so they start hanging on to all these hipsters waiting to see a pop show, holding umbrellas and smoking cigarettes. it was the best scene of all time. i'm glad i could start something. those kids ruled.