Up For Another Update
Hey WHATS UP???
I Woke up Today and I felt like Updating my LJ so here i come!!!!
Two days ago I have received a message on my cell phone -
"Hi Chris, this is Vicky #*$&!@$^ from the Macomb County Prosecuter's office. I was out in Warren today ready to umm proceed with the jury trail against Deamon #*$&. However you failed to appear, my references indicate that you were sent a subpoena. I just wanna let you know that the case is dismissed because um you didn't come. So i didn't know if you wanted us to reauthorize or not. Just Gimme a call to let me know ###-####, Thanks"
I put the Number signs for Security Purpose. lol i don't want u guys prank calling a Prosecutors Office haha!
But Anyways!
That was My expression when I first heard about it!!!
So I Called her number...
She didn't pick up!!! and i am like OK so i left a MEssage:
"Hi this is Chris, I had no aware of getting a subpoena in the mail or that this court was taken place today. CALL ME BACK, so we can sort this mess out."
I waited 5 minutes. I am like screw this i called the office (I WAS SO DESPERATE FINDING OUT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT!!!) and I told them the same story, they kept on transferring me to another person...AND THEN that lady called my cell back! So i am like HEY!!! Long time No TALK! and she asked if i was Chris O. So i am like NO! and she said oh then you have nuttin to be worried about! and i am like GOD BLESS! lol
So i could of been like a victim! THAT I HAVE NO IDEa ABOUT!!!
Pretty Sweet Huh???
Now i Found this in Clint's Profile!!! I COULD NOT BELEIVE IT~!!!!
1) Cover your stump before you hump
2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3) Don't be silly, protect your Willie
4) When in doubt shroud you spout
5) Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6) You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong
7) If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8) If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9) If you go into heat, package your meat
10) Especially in December, gift wrap your member
11) Don't make a mistake, cover your snake
12) Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener
13) If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket
14) No glove, no love
15) Encase that torch before you paint her porch
16) Put your dog in the pound and make her yelp like a hound
17) It's always funky to cage your monkey
18) Don't be a fool cover your tool
19) Can your worm before you squirm
20) Plug your funnel then enter the tunnel
21) House your noodle then release your strudel
22) Sock that wanger before you bang her
23) While you're undressing Venus, dress up your penis
24) Wrap that tool to catch the drool
Well I am out!!! TAKE CARE of YOURSELVES!!!
PEACE!
I Woke up Today and I felt like Updating my LJ so here i come!!!!
Two days ago I have received a message on my cell phone -
"Hi Chris, this is Vicky #*$&!@$^ from the Macomb County Prosecuter's office. I was out in Warren today ready to umm proceed with the jury trail against Deamon #*$&. However you failed to appear, my references indicate that you were sent a subpoena. I just wanna let you know that the case is dismissed because um you didn't come. So i didn't know if you wanted us to reauthorize or not. Just Gimme a call to let me know ###-####, Thanks"
I put the Number signs for Security Purpose. lol i don't want u guys prank calling a Prosecutors Office haha!
But Anyways!
That was My expression when I first heard about it!!!
So I Called her number...
She didn't pick up!!! and i am like OK so i left a MEssage:
"Hi this is Chris, I had no aware of getting a subpoena in the mail or that this court was taken place today. CALL ME BACK, so we can sort this mess out."
I waited 5 minutes. I am like screw this i called the office (I WAS SO DESPERATE FINDING OUT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT!!!) and I told them the same story, they kept on transferring me to another person...AND THEN that lady called my cell back! So i am like HEY!!! Long time No TALK! and she asked if i was Chris O. So i am like NO! and she said oh then you have nuttin to be worried about! and i am like GOD BLESS! lol
So i could of been like a victim! THAT I HAVE NO IDEa ABOUT!!!
Pretty Sweet Huh???
Now i Found this in Clint's Profile!!! I COULD NOT BELEIVE IT~!!!!
1) Cover your stump before you hump
2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3) Don't be silly, protect your Willie
4) When in doubt shroud you spout
5) Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6) You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong
7) If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8) If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9) If you go into heat, package your meat
10) Especially in December, gift wrap your member
11) Don't make a mistake, cover your snake
12) Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener
13) If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket
14) No glove, no love
15) Encase that torch before you paint her porch
16) Put your dog in the pound and make her yelp like a hound
17) It's always funky to cage your monkey
18) Don't be a fool cover your tool
19) Can your worm before you squirm
20) Plug your funnel then enter the tunnel
21) House your noodle then release your strudel
22) Sock that wanger before you bang her
23) While you're undressing Venus, dress up your penis
24) Wrap that tool to catch the drool
Well I am out!!! TAKE CARE of YOURSELVES!!!
PEACE!